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I was banned today for making a "prove me wrong" thread about the bullshit on /b/. Forgot that when you even type "prove me wrong" you get instant-banned. Anyways I brushed it off and went to hidemyass. Tried to enter /b/ and a CP ban popped up that was filed in May of 2008 and apparently doesn't expire. I was freaked out like fuck so I went on without a proxy to see if it was legit. Tried to enter /b/ and my recent ban popped up.

Relieved, I thought it must just be HideMyAss. So I went to proxycanada and the same shit happened, except for another CP thread that I was apparently banned for earlier in September, which I don't even remember getting. It was also a permaban.

One other thing. On all of these it said that I appealed for my ban to expire and it was denied. Yet in the 2 years I've been on 4chan I've never appealed for a ban.

Pic related.

tl;dr: spy sappin' mah proxies?

Updated: 09/18/09 11:00 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

90 Comments

Jun. 2, 2009 | 5:32 AM gamer30hrplus says:

pfft *eyes roll* another male who thinks he is gods gift to women.

Jun. 2, 2009 | 5:37 AM Strategize responds:

That's what I was put on this earth for. Whereas YOU were put here to read fuckin' anime and fap to the very same shit except with more nudity.

Jun. 2, 2009 | 5:43 AM gamer30hrplus says:

sry but i think you have me mastaken fior a guy. i never was and never will be. i am a lesbian for a reason.

Jun. 2, 2009 | 5:50 AM Strategize responds:

Ahhh, I see. You're a dike.

No wonder your not attracted to aplha cock, your just not normal.

Jun. 2, 2009 | 6:15 AM SaltshakerClock says:

Even the geek girl?

Oh no. Now we know all hope is lost and one day you, the alpha male, will dominate us. D:

Jun. 2, 2009 | 6:29 AM Strategize responds:

You wanna get in on this shit too? How 'bout your sister?

'Chyea, I probably already did her anyway.

Jun. 2, 2009 | 6:42 AM Podburrys says:

NO!! Please dear god tell me you've left us the giggly asian bitch who doesn't actually know anything about her culture/her new one??

Jun. 2, 2009 | 6:51 AM Strategize responds:

Heh, like I'd let you losers get some tight asian action. Fucked her too; last week.

Man I've got so much protein and tight buttocks up in my shit to feed Africa. Maybe pick up some crustys too.

Jun. 2, 2009 | 6:52 AM Rits says:

Fuck you asshole. You'll be the one eating shit when I'm in a million dollar mansion and you're in a box.

Jun. 2, 2009 | 6:56 AM Strategize responds:

Even that box has room for two.

Jun. 2, 2009 | 6:53 AM HayGuiseImNew says:

Some Alredo sauce would go well with this...

Jun. 2, 2009 | 6:55 AM Strategize responds:

Yeah, spread out on my THICK HARD COCK.

Jun. 2, 2009 | 6:54 AM John3214 says:

No no no no. You have it all wrong.

I am clearly the alpha male.

Jun. 2, 2009 | 6:56 AM Strategize responds:

Wanna fight about it, pussy?

Pffft, I'd lace your ass out faster than your sister lost her virginity.

TO ME.

Jun. 2, 2009 | 7:38 AM xellon says:

yippikha yay

Jun. 2, 2009 | 8:08 AM Strategize responds:

'Chyea.

Jun. 2, 2009 | 11:11 PM ZeroInsanity says:

FUCK!
You said you'd keep that last part to ourselves...
I have privacy rights!

Jun. 3, 2009 | 4:35 PM Strategize responds:

Pffft you know you'll come crawling back to this massive alpha cock.

Jun. 5, 2009 | 12:11 AM SuparEFG says:

More Copy/paste. Yaaay. *Sarcasm*

Jun. 5, 2009 | 12:15 AM Strategize responds:

You know you want me.

Ch'yea.

Jun. 5, 2009 | 12:32 AM igott says:

Eh, your choice.

Jun. 5, 2009 | 6:22 PM Strategize responds:

My choice to OWN YOU.

Jun. 5, 2009 | 12:33 AM igott says:

gamer30hrplus is a dickgirl. No duh.

Jun. 5, 2009 | 6:22 PM Strategize responds:

Ch'yea.

Jun. 5, 2009 | 11:42 AM Headshot777 says:

Well, at least I'll always have the morbidly obese black girl who thinks she's the greatest thing in the world...

Jun. 5, 2009 | 6:23 PM Strategize responds:

Wtf are you talking about; I just got out of the bed with LaQuanda.

Jun. 6, 2009 | 12:19 AM FurryDemon says:

Fuck you, homosexual faggot. :0

Jun. 6, 2009 | 1:36 AM Strategize responds:

Bro whatchu say?!?

Jun. 6, 2009 | 12:21 AM FurryDemon says:

juuuust kiddding

Jun. 6, 2009 | 1:37 AM Strategize responds:

Ch'yeaaahh. You'd better back off because you don't want the ALPHA TRAIN comin YOUR WAY.

Jun. 8, 2009 | 12:13 AM FurryDemon says:

:'( I pissed mahself

Jun. 8, 2009 | 1:57 AM Strategize responds:

So did I =(

Jun. 8, 2009 | 1:28 PM Crumption says:

Technilogicaly imparied duck is a very hilarious meme.

Jun. 8, 2009 | 2:12 PM Strategize responds:

Indeed xD

Jun. 8, 2009 | 2:49 PM ZeroInsanity says:

That is a silly duck, yessir.

Jun. 8, 2009 | 7:35 PM Strategize responds:

PENIS

Jun. 8, 2009 | 5:33 PM thelittleemo says:

That's a funny duckie.

Jun. 8, 2009 | 7:36 PM Strategize responds:

yes.

Jun. 8, 2009 | 7:31 PM Clock-Ninja says:

nigge r

Jun. 8, 2009 | 7:36 PM Strategize responds:

yes.

Jun. 8, 2009 | 9:00 PM Crumption says:

DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
RAAAAAAAAGEG AARFGHJ FUUUUUUUU

Jun. 8, 2009 | 9:31 PM Strategize responds:

Indeed xD

Jun. 8, 2009 | 11:45 PM MercatorMap says:

So, were both of your parents jewish?

Jun. 9, 2009 | 12:13 AM Strategize responds:

No. One was a nigge r and the other one was a skinhead.

They got along well.

Jun. 8, 2009 | 11:46 PM Sensationalism says:

No no no no. You have it all wrong.

I am clearly the alpha male.

Jun. 9, 2009 | 12:13 AM Strategize responds:

oh god that was delicious copypasta.

too bad i edited it.

Jun. 9, 2009 | 12:45 AM SuparEFG says:

Send it? Why that's preposterous.

Jun. 9, 2009 | 12:53 AM Strategize responds:

GTFO.

Jun. 9, 2009 | 4:42 PM Crumption says:

Please. Just shut the fuck. Lurk more. Something.
Please.

Jun. 9, 2009 | 7:57 PM Strategize responds:

PISH POSH

Updated: Jun. 9, 2009, 8:53 PM

Jun. 9, 2009 | 8:12 PM Crumption says:

Newfag gets insulted
"OH, I WAS JUST TROLLIN YOU"

Jun. 9, 2009 | 8:41 PM Strategize responds:

Thanks for the comment bro! Nice havin ya! :D

Jun. 10, 2009 | 3:43 PM ZeroInsanity says:

Lol racism

Jun. 10, 2009 | 4:25 PM Strategize responds:

MOAR LIEK GAYCISM AMIRITE?

Jun. 11, 2009 | 9:44 PM Kde777 says:

WHITE POWER GODDAMMIT!

i mean, HITLERDAMMIT!

Jun. 13, 2009 | 1:06 AM Strategize responds:

YEAH BROTHER

Jun. 14, 2009 | 4:48 PM Clock-Ninja says:

big negro on drugs

Jun. 14, 2009 | 7:46 PM Strategize responds:

*nigra

Jun. 19, 2009 | 5:59 PM C1ph3r says:

Dry-Ice is a shithead.

Jul. 10, 2009 | 2:43 PM Strategize responds:

of epic proportions.

Jun. 23, 2009 | 10:40 PM C1ph3r says:

Why thank you good sir.

Jul. 10, 2009 | 2:44 PM Strategize responds:

yo dawg i hear yo dawg lieks yoyos. we gon put a dawg in yo yoyo so you can yoyo with yo dawg.

Jun. 25, 2009 | 9:51 PM C1ph3r says:

Hey man, I'm going on a trip tomorrow. Fortunately, I will be able to log in to NG.

Jul. 10, 2009 | 2:43 PM Strategize responds:

sweet

Jun. 25, 2009 | 11:58 PM C1ph3r says:

Also to celebrate my departure, that douchey Blaze of yours passed me the movie Gaynigras From Outer Space. You know what I'm talking about.

Jul. 10, 2009 | 2:43 PM Strategize responds:

blaze = faggoot

Jul. 4, 2009 | 10:01 AM C1ph3r says:

RICK ASTLEY GETS 145M GET FFFFFFFUUUUUUU-

Jul. 10, 2009 | 2:43 PM Strategize responds:

rage fayce

Jul. 7, 2009 | 2:44 PM Dslash says:

WTF....O.O

Jul. 10, 2009 | 2:43 PM Strategize responds:

yeye

Jul. 7, 2009 | 2:46 PM Dslash says:

No, it is n****rshit.

Jul. 10, 2009 | 2:43 PM Strategize responds:

l2spell nigra

Jul. 8, 2009 | 9:33 AM slayer98567 says:

lameo.....how are you not BANNED? like for idk youre picture or....any comment / responce you have posted.. -_- wait maybe you were banned that would explain why youre only lvl 10 yet have been on here for a year.....but wait why are you not banned NOW?

Jul. 8, 2009 | 10:30 AM Strategize responds:

god you're a faggot..

Jul. 8, 2009 | 1:51 PM C1ph3r says:

Close-up pl0x.

Jul. 10, 2009 | 2:42 PM Strategize responds:

no u

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:12 PM dididu915 says:

Anime is a Japanese cartoon, eg Yu-gi-oh! Manga is a Japanese comic, eg Kitchen Princess. 'Anime' means 'cartoon' in Japanese, 'manga' means 'comic' in Japanese.

Jul. 10, 2009 | 2:42 PM Strategize responds:

my hair is a bird

your argument is invalid.

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:26 PM Crayzorder says:

fucking anontalk spammed and DDoS'd mai /b/
very upset face.

but the counter /i/nvasion from /b/ was of epic proportions

Jul. 10, 2009 | 2:42 PM Strategize responds:

1 & 2 /b/ro there's limits ;)

Jul. 12, 2009 | 1:46 PM slayer98567 says:

lol, you cant come up with anything better to say then "god your a faggot"? o and if you delete this comment/ban me it solidifies your membership in the faggot federation noob! also I have more medals in thing thing then you even though you hax medalz from ocd+? really? are you kidding me? noob....whats up with that? I mean seriously CMON! your noob in haxxing 2? seriously if you keep sucking so much your going to make a black hole!

Jul. 12, 2009 | 2:09 PM Strategize responds:

oh shit you sure got me.

you are so 15 years old man, no doubt in my mind.

edit: lol @ you saying the same shit i just did on your userpage, faggot

Updated: Jul. 12, 2009, 2:10 PM

Jul. 12, 2009 | 3:11 PM LordZanus says:

and your a faggot, go be an-hero

Jul. 12, 2009 | 3:29 PM Strategize responds:

man you people piss me off.

you're like n*ggers, you all congregate together and say shit you saw while underage lurking and fapping to the porno ads on 4chan.

seriously, gtfo.

Jul. 18, 2009 | 3:13 AM mo4form says:

"Young, black and famous
With money hangin'
Out the anus"

--Puff Daddy

Sometimes the only things more crude than slang terms are their anatomically correct counterparts.

"I love you like
A fat kid loves cake"

--50 Cent

Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:21 PM Strategize responds:

wut

Jul. 20, 2009 | 5:45 PM C1ph3r says:

Dude, did you take part in pwning this motherfucka?

http://www.blogtv.com/People/JoshU2ub er

Some Anon claimed to have been able to access his comp, btw.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:21 PM Strategize responds:

wut

Jul. 21, 2009 | 9:36 PM ZeroInsanity says:

:D hay

Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:21 PM Strategize responds:

is for horses

Aug. 2, 2009 | 4:11 PM 95688kage says:

so? your not next to narwhale

Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:21 PM Strategize responds:

fuk u

Aug. 3, 2009 | 1:03 PM C1ph3r says:

Report to /b/unker, pronto! It's a good thing I picked the right time to leave /lounge/.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:22 PM Strategize responds:

no u

Aug. 3, 2009 | 1:29 PM C1ph3r says:

Never mind, shitstorm's over.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:22 PM Strategize responds:

victorioos

Aug. 4, 2009 | 7:43 PM igott says:

Don't slow my roll.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:22 PM Strategize responds:

lol u have rolls

Aug. 5, 2009 | 5:59 PM igott says:

Thanks a lot. You killed a scare that I was attempting to pull off. Bastard.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:22 PM Strategize responds:

shitty trolling attempt is shitty

Aug. 6, 2009 | 3:40 AM CapnCrunchDaPimp says:

Luckies. I'm jeluz.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:23 PM Strategize responds:

inorite

Aug. 16, 2009 | 12:57 AM iCock says:

I clicked and now I feel like a douche. Why did you have to do this?

Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:23 PM Strategize responds:

fucker, you took my name

Aug. 17, 2009 | 5:15 PM amonkeyonfire says:

not clickity clicking

Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:23 PM Strategize responds:

eat my cornhole

Aug. 17, 2009 | 7:14 PM mock30 says:

bite me! you gave a bad reviw for hangman!

Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:23 PM Strategize responds:

EAT IT

Aug. 17, 2009 | 9:13 PM ZeroInsanity says:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL YOU'RE SOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING WITTY

Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:23 PM Strategize responds:

prehistoric monster syndrome

Aug. 19, 2009 | 5:39 PM Alex12345269 says:

Who's the girl in your profile picture?

Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:21 PM Strategize responds:

Camwhore from last week.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 9:20 PM Yourmomsuckedme says:

I love you.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 9:28 PM Strategize responds:

I love you as well.

As you are a whore.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 9:20 PM CalumnJohnston says:

Newfags might not be able to triforce, but I bet your mum can.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 9:28 PM Strategize responds:

OOHHHHHHHHHHHH

Aug. 19, 2009 | 10:51 PM C1ph3r says:

This is also the one time you forgot to censor your IP address.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 11:27 PM Strategize responds:

OSHI

Aug. 20, 2009 | 5:52 AM Emomudkip says:

Deserves you for failing so hard, fag

Aug. 20, 2009 | 8:43 PM Strategize responds:

bawww butthurt?

"Error - you have been banned from commenting on Emomudkip's news posts"

yupp, butthurt

Aug. 20, 2009 | 8:02 AM ZeroInsanity says:

Heheheh, "DISREGARD PROXY SERVERS, I LOVE LOLI TOO MUCH

Aug. 20, 2009 | 8:43 PM Strategize responds:

indeeed

Aug. 20, 2009 | 6:30 PM igott says:

Nice, bro.

Aug. 20, 2009 | 8:43 PM Strategize responds:

now im stuck on jewgrounds with all this mod bullshit.

Aug. 21, 2009 | 12:01 PM amonkeyonfire says:

banned....i wonder why....

Aug. 22, 2009 | 1:08 AM Strategize responds:

"CP"

Aug. 21, 2009 | 6:12 PM Leedove says:

What life am I suppose to have. I'm 13 going on 14, still under 18.

Aug. 22, 2009 | 1:08 AM Strategize responds:

lol

Aug. 22, 2009 | 9:29 AM Leedove says:

I KNOW! I like Epic Fantasy 2 and 1.

Aug. 22, 2009 | 11:29 PM Strategize responds:

lol

Aug. 22, 2009 | 9:30 AM Leedove says:

Looks like your th one who needs a life.

Aug. 22, 2009 | 11:29 PM Strategize responds:

lol

Aug. 22, 2009 | 1:49 PM igott says:

^ Lol@irony.

Aug. 22, 2009 | 11:29 PM Strategize responds:

leedove is my lover

Aug. 22, 2009 | 4:10 PM C1ph3r says:

I did her last summer. Felt so goooood...

Aug. 22, 2009 | 11:29 PM Strategize responds:

watta whore

Aug. 22, 2009 | 4:13 PM C1ph3r says:

Delicious copypasta from her page:
"My name is Sarah Juliano and I live in Wichita, Kansas. I'm 13 going on 14 and I am a Coleman Middle School student."

Aug. 22, 2009 | 11:28 PM Strategize responds:

holy shit am i getting trolled by leedove?

Aug. 22, 2009 | 7:13 PM C1ph3r says:

Also got b&hammered for CP thread. Oh, the irony.

Aug. 22, 2009 | 11:28 PM Strategize responds:

gets the best of us.

Aug. 22, 2009 | 7:33 PM C1ph3r says:

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I PROXIED MY WAY BACK

Aug. 22, 2009 | 11:28 PM Strategize responds:

comps too shitty to supposrt proxies lawl

Aug. 23, 2009 | 1:30 AM im12 says:

http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1843453

Aug. 23, 2009 | 7:45 PM Strategize responds:

im 12 and what is this

Aug. 23, 2009 | 1:18 PM igott says:

Leedove's just waiting for someone to Dox her ass. So, someone do it and I'll call the pizzas.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 7:50 PM Strategize responds:

no one would want anything to do with leedoves ass

Aug. 24, 2009 | 5:46 PM HOSTILEINTENT says:

A friend of mine could probably get off to that picture.

Aug. 24, 2009 | 9:32 PM Strategize responds:

weird friend yo

Aug. 25, 2009 | 5:03 PM xXxAlecxXx says:

that made me hard

Sep. 4, 2009 | 10:12 PM C1ph3r says:

Hey dude, I released a preview of the Aerocalypse storyline on my page.

Sep. 10, 2009 | 5:01 PM HOSTILEINTENT says:

Fucking creepy.

Sep. 11, 2009 | 10:26 PM C1ph3r says:

Yeah, I remember doing the same thing for Pedobear. Contributed a link to a huge list of proxies, and several Anons rejoiced.

Sep. 19, 2009 | 3:09 AM Homosecksual says:

Really? I stole your name?

Sep. 20, 2009 | 3:51 PM sunshinedafox says:

Be happy you are banned from there.

4chan sucks!

Sep. 22, 2009 | 9:52 AM amonkeyonfire says:

maybe you should try NOT geting banned.....just an idea

Sep. 24, 2009 | 6:10 PM ZeroInsanity says:

Hey, I need to know where you got that one riddle from your 2nd post (the one where everyone's like "penis" and stuff). I just need to, since it's funny as hell.

...Or at least the riddle again. You could also do that. Plox.

Sep. 30, 2009 | 9:42 PM ImlunchBoxx says:

wasup baby

Oct. 3, 2009 | 12:06 AM TheStonePilot says:

lrn2VPN, proxy and sock.

Also, nice, Child Porn... Classy.

Oct. 8, 2009 | 5:20 AM hhhh says:

Perma banned?

Really?

That's fucked up.
You now have a choice.

Buy a new interweb.

Or hope newgrounds can hold you over with its luls.
FOR GODS SAKE MAN/girl? BUY NEW INTERWEB!

Oct. 9, 2009 | 6:30 PM Beau-Monde says:

Uh, I didn't understand half of what that post means.
Do you mind explaining?

Oct. 14, 2009 | 7:00 AM C1ph3r says:

Happened to me a shitload of times. Don't let that worry you, this just means that an Anon knows about the proxy and somehow made it before you. He then uses it to post, you guessed it, CP.

Oct. 30, 2009 | 1:00 AM sonic98 says:

Maybe because you did create a CP thread while you were on that drug trip?

Nov. 29, 2009 | 2:55 PM stickbob123 says:

wait a second...if your so cool then why have you responded to every single comment on here? no wonder your so pale. When you respond with random curses and bad punchlines about sex you'll only be proving me right.

Jan. 3, 2010 | 7:57 AM blah569 says:

Almost ALL proxies are banned for CP. The proxy is banned, not you.